Terry Mills sounds keen about the recent decision to permit paintball in the NT - understandably. with the team he's on, they'd do better if they shared ammunition instead of policy portfolios.

now, I respect human life and all,
but I find the proposal for playing pollie paintball irresistable.

What I like about it is that it gives a fella like me (unfit, lazy eyes, unsteady hands) such a sporting chance.

The unpopular policies and practices of our current batch of legislators fills me with confidence :
proposals
to divert tropical rivers, mine uranium, build heavy industry in our
harbour and turn darwin into singapore : these assaults on our
lifestyle show just how far off target they can be.
and with so many deserving MLAs to chose from; I'm up for it!

then again, with their experience of running away from responsibility, and dodging the electorate, I might have my work cut out for me ...